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And if you choose to stay with Sarah, then Danielle will get put back in the pile, ready for you to (maybe) match with again when you realise that Sarah is actually a massive racist.Now, Ditto’s not out yet, but will launch in the app store before Valentine’s Day, which we’re guessing is a move to cash in on the full desperate force of all the lonely hearts out there. In this scenario, you’ll be notified, and they’ll be given the option to match with you instead.

Perhaps you also want them to share your religion as well.

While your mother may call you picky, we call you self-aware.

Forbes Magazine Signing up for an online dating site and finding yourself facing constant rejection is a frustrating experience.

It's even worse if you're certain that all those cyber-strangers would see what a catch you are if they would just give you a chance to impress.

to the old adage that the way to someone’s heart is through their stomach.

According to the dating site Zoosk, which just conducted a survey of over three million online daters, even a passing mention of certain foods in a dating profile increases the rate of incoming messages.

You’re totally over Tinder and whichever other dating app it was that you tried last week.

Isn’t it just better to hang out in the produce aisle and ask women how to tell if a cantaloupe is ripe?

The rush of matching with a future bae was undeniable, like a little bump of serotonin – and it was addictive. With Ditto, you’re mutually exclusive with one match on the app, until one of you unmatches.

You’d get chatting to your matches and find out some were dry as hell, but it was fine because there were plenty more fish in the sea, and the sea was big and full to the brim with (seemingly) high quality sea life. Until you realised that actually, dating apps are festering pits of despair, which have made each and every one of us so disposable, as there are so many alternative options at our fingertips. The makers hope the app will ‘bring some sincerity to a rather shallow culture while also encouraging a more straight forward conversation’ and they reckon it’s like taking the real world of dating and putting it into an app.

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